I've always thought that the ultimate goalie for a hockey team would be a man so obese that he could just sit in front of the goal and his body would block every puck thrown at at the goal. I know this isn't hockey, but that guy on the right immediately reminded me of that thought. And I genuinely wonder why it's never happened, are there some rules against it, or is there some other reason no hockey team hasn't gone after the 'stars' of My 600lb Life?
LowCultureJT on December 29th, 2025 at 20:36 UTC »
Beef.
CrAcKhEaD-FuCkFaCe on December 29th, 2025 at 20:40 UTC »
Built like a snorlax
MikeDubbz on December 29th, 2025 at 20:45 UTC »
I've always thought that the ultimate goalie for a hockey team would be a man so obese that he could just sit in front of the goal and his body would block every puck thrown at at the goal. I know this isn't hockey, but that guy on the right immediately reminded me of that thought. And I genuinely wonder why it's never happened, are there some rules against it, or is there some other reason no hockey team hasn't gone after the 'stars' of My 600lb Life?