The Daily Populous Friday November 28th, 2025 night edition
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Bigboi4216 on November 27th, 2025 at 19:58 UTC »

It is imperative the cylinder must not be harmed in any way

Lz537 on November 27th, 2025 at 20:02 UTC »

"Cranberry sauce

A'la Bart"

Bigweld_Ind on November 27th, 2025 at 20:35 UTC »

"At least plate it so it looks like homemade"

[ Proceeds to cut cylinder along can ribs and place a stack of small discs resembling the cylinder]