At first I was gonna comment something like "I look forward to the challenge of holding my breath." only to realize physics is a thing and it would be more like the challenge of keeping my spine intact when the cars hit that water like a pad of concrete.
ProfessionalCraft983 on November 11st, 2025 at 01:14 UTC »
Aw, but I was looking forward to the splash zone!
[deleted] on November 11st, 2025 at 02:06 UTC »
It's called MarineLand for a reason, ya know
YourTechSupportGuY on November 11st, 2025 at 02:49 UTC »
At first I was gonna comment something like "I look forward to the challenge of holding my breath." only to realize physics is a thing and it would be more like the challenge of keeping my spine intact when the cars hit that water like a pad of concrete.