The Daily Populous Wednesday October 29th, 2025 morning edition
Authored by tmz.com and submitted by idlaughless

Mississippi’s got one wild situation -- a hostile STD-carrying monkey busted loose from a large trailer truck hauling primates after the semi flipped over on a highway, according to police.

The wreck went down Tuesday in Heidelberg, where the truck, containing several monkeys infected with hepatitis C, herpes, and COVID, crashed en route from Tulane University to a Florida testing lab.

WATCH: Video shows the aftermath of a crash involving a truck transporting rhesus monkeys from Tulane University.

University officials say the monkeys are not infectious. pic.twitter.com/qZMRIyxvEl — Resist Times (@ResistTimes_US) October 28, 2025 @ResistTimes_US

Cops say six monkeys made a break for it -- but five were destroyed, and one’s still on the loose. Witnesses shot camera footage that captured the surviving monkey climbing out of the trailer and wandering around in a rural area.

Police warned the public the monkey is super aggressive toward humans. Translation: if you see a monkey on the run, don’t approach it... just call 911.

Mississippi wildlife officials and local cops are already out trying to nab the furry baboon, but can't seem to find the chimp anywhere.

As for Tulane University, officials tell us -- despite what the cops say -- the primates in question belong to another entity and are "not infectious," meaning they don't have diseases. They add, "We are actively collaborating with local authorities and will send a team of animal care experts to assist as needed."

IntroductionNaive773 on October 29th, 2025 at 00:13 UTC »

I just pray to god that monkey isn't a complete chad otherwise we may need to open up the governments strategic reserves of valtrex.

snakeman1961 on October 28th, 2025 at 23:31 UTC »

Not the STD herpes...monkeys can have herpes B...case fatality rate for humans is similar to Ebola.

masheduppotato on October 28th, 2025 at 23:11 UTC »

I’m getting Outbreak vibes.