The Daily Populous Sunday September 7th, 2025 night edition
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rip1980 on September 6th, 2025 at 12:14 UTC »

Would just like to point out that the hieroglyphs are complete ass and make no sense.

It's like they're writing forwards, backwards, up and down all at the same time, and the cartouche apparently says something about Crow T. Robot from MST3K.

captainhaddock on September 6th, 2025 at 12:31 UTC »

That's technically a coffin. A sarcophagus would be the stone box that a coffin or mummy is placed in.

Klotzster on September 6th, 2025 at 12:38 UTC »

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