The Daily Populous Friday September 5th, 2025 night edition
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translinguistic on September 4th, 2025 at 04:11 UTC »

Rookie mistake. New babies massively depreciate in value as soon as you drive them out of the womb. Better to buy used

MrSyaoranLi on September 4th, 2025 at 04:19 UTC »

What did you do with the old one?

Worried-Trade-6407 on September 4th, 2025 at 04:21 UTC »

My condolences to your sleep.