The Daily Populous Sunday August 31st, 2025 morning edition
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couchandwine on August 30th, 2025 at 11:00 UTC »

When it does happen, will the media report on all the wild dancing in the street? or will they continue their charade and pretend it was a tragic death?

lesser_panjandrum on August 30th, 2025 at 11:03 UTC »

A woman goes to a newspaper stand every morning looking at the front pages, but never buys one.

One day, the seller asks her about her routine.

"Oh, I'm looking for an obituary."

"Those tend to be on the back page, though."

"The one I'm waiting for will be on the front page."

Beefkins on August 30th, 2025 at 11:17 UTC »

He's only part of the problem. Once he dies, it'll be like removing the primary tumor from a person who has metastases everywhere.