A man in Moscow stops by a news stand every day, Picks up a paper, peruses the front page and returns the paper un purchased.
Finally the news seller is tired of this man freeloading and instists he purchase the paper. The man responds he was just checking the obituaries, the sell responds Obituaries are on page 13, The man replies not the one I am looking for.
I feel so weird seeing the same behaviors from Americans as we, Russians, have been doing for a while
Honestly I hope the two fuckwits die together so we can drink our champagnes together (mine is more than 2 years old at this point. I keep it chilled at all times)
![image showing [OC] I’m going to open this once the news of his death is confirmed.](0c150f4b-6563-5e8b-9e0d-167432c2edeb.jpg)
GuvnaGruff on August 31st, 2025 at 17:53 UTC »
Good thinking to buy ahead. Stores will be sold out for days after.
EricT59 on August 31st, 2025 at 18:02 UTC »
Old Joke
A man in Moscow stops by a news stand every day, Picks up a paper, peruses the front page and returns the paper un purchased.
Finally the news seller is tired of this man freeloading and instists he purchase the paper. The man responds he was just checking the obituaries, the sell responds Obituaries are on page 13, The man replies not the one I am looking for.
Capybarinya on August 31st, 2025 at 18:04 UTC »
I feel so weird seeing the same behaviors from Americans as we, Russians, have been doing for a while
Honestly I hope the two fuckwits die together so we can drink our champagnes together (mine is more than 2 years old at this point. I keep it chilled at all times)