The Daily Populous Saturday August 23rd, 2025 evening edition
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LNinefingers on August 23rd, 2025 at 16:16 UTC »

Sure looks like a huge bruise poorly covered with concealer

Illustrious-Lime7729 on August 23rd, 2025 at 16:16 UTC »

Lets see how long access to the best human medicine can keep him alive for..

b1gtym1n on August 23rd, 2025 at 16:20 UTC »

Why not just use fake tan here, too? It would stand out less.