This one time I went out on a chartered fishing boat and I hooked something so heavy and resistant that everyone on the boat thought I had like, a massive catch. Everyone was cheering me on but when I finally reeled it in and it was just two horseshoe crabs fucking.
thomasmturner on June 11st, 2025 at 03:09 UTC »
I guess me and horseshoe crabs have something in common.
marzipanties on June 11st, 2025 at 03:19 UTC »
This one time I went out on a chartered fishing boat and I hooked something so heavy and resistant that everyone on the boat thought I had like, a massive catch. Everyone was cheering me on but when I finally reeled it in and it was just two horseshoe crabs fucking.
ufotheater on June 11st, 2025 at 03:28 UTC »
I like anthopods I cannot lie, of the family Limulidae