The Daily Populous Saturday May 31st, 2025 night edition
Authored by newrepublic.com and submitted by Boonzies

Musk being high all the time might explain some of the “quirks” that his fans chalk up to him being some misunderstood genius. That weird, babbling speech at CPAC in February? The weird jumping? That might have something to do with frequent use of the drugs mentioned above.

This is the richest man on earth. He was firing people and cutting programs without care at DOGE. He tried to buy an election in Wisconsin. He recently had another child with another woman, while Grimes tweets at him on X about theirs. He heiled Hitler and is still trying to get to Mars, all while he whines about his multiple companies “suffering.” His being an avid drug user is unsurprising, but doing so while hugely impacting the president’s policy is very troubling.

aradraugfea on May 30th, 2025 at 14:21 UTC »

Funny how when the world’s richest man destroys the country while using drugs, it’s an explanation.

When someone making less than 7 digits a year does something bad on drugs, it’s “additional charges.”

NapOwl on May 30th, 2025 at 14:06 UTC »

The apologetic media campaign has begin. Weird how drugs never made my friends do Nazi salutes or destroy thousands of families by arbitrarily firing them while getting access to tons of once secure government data.

kneeco28 on May 30th, 2025 at 14:02 UTC »

Reached for comment, drugs said, "don't put that shit on me."