Geese are fucking menaces. I was running once and there’s a path that curves with a goose chilling with her newborn babies right where it curves. The goose mistook me as running towards it and squared up for a fight, I’ve never been more terrified of a bird lmao. They make themselves big AF and charge your ass.
100DollarPillowBro on May 2nd, 2025 at 17:34 UTC »
I saw two Canada Gooses mount a Swan one time and you know she probably told her friends about it.
rockytrh on May 2nd, 2025 at 17:39 UTC »
If you've got a problem with Canada Gooses, you've got a problem with me. And I suggest you let that marinate
camelCaseCoffeeTable on May 2nd, 2025 at 17:58 UTC »
Geese are fucking menaces. I was running once and there’s a path that curves with a goose chilling with her newborn babies right where it curves. The goose mistook me as running towards it and squared up for a fight, I’ve never been more terrified of a bird lmao. They make themselves big AF and charge your ass.
Fuck geese lol