A mythical creature relieved itself on my car

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Medical-Educator-977 on April 16th, 2025 at 03:23 UTC »

Mulberry shit from geese, that is the purple, happened to a coworker, they didn’t wash it all off or just did a crappy job and it ate right through the clear coat

ScottFried on April 16th, 2025 at 03:45 UTC »

Do you smell what the Roc is cooking?

Insno616 on April 16th, 2025 at 03:47 UTC »

I'm betting it was a really stupid bird that saw its own reflection in the window and became obsessed for some reason. Constantly coming back and shitting everywhere while trying to fly into itself. My parents had a robin do that to their car, and it just shit all over the door for weeks until I assume it shit itself to death.