Yes, thank you. I've been monitoring a camera feed on a gas station bathroom all night looking for penises. Can you come down here and inspect this person for me?
... what's that? No, I'm not gay, I just really really need to know who has a penis. I'm trying to make America great again, officer."
baltarin on April 5th, 2025 at 02:38 UTC »
Is there a changing area in the mens bathroom?
rotll on April 5th, 2025 at 03:10 UTC »
As my wife's 24/7 caregiver, I have ended up in the women's bathroom to assist her on more than one occasion. Bring it on.
AVBforPrez on April 5th, 2025 at 05:17 UTC »
"hello, is this the police?
Yes, thank you. I've been monitoring a camera feed on a gas station bathroom all night looking for penises. Can you come down here and inspect this person for me?
... what's that? No, I'm not gay, I just really really need to know who has a penis. I'm trying to make America great again, officer."