The Daily Populous Thursday March 20th, 2025 evening edition
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MidnightAdventurer on March 20th, 2025 at 06:19 UTC »

I know the South Island DOC track times assume a faster walker than the North Island but this is asking a bit much

V8CarGuy on March 20th, 2025 at 07:13 UTC »

3600km/hr, or 2237mph or about Mach 3. Indeed, they can walk pretty fast.

shotsallover on March 20th, 2025 at 07:21 UTC »

It's all downhill, so you just need to trip at the top.