A Russian man goes to the news stand every day to look at the newspapers. Eventually the guy who runs the stand is like, "why do you never buy a paper?"
The old man says, "I'm just interested in the obituaries."
"But the obituaries aren't on the front page," the newspaper guy says.
The old man says, "The one I'm looking for will be."
1sixxpac on March 7th, 2025 at 02:24 UTC »
I don’t wear hats, but if I did …
Office-Altruistic on March 7th, 2025 at 02:32 UTC »
Sell those in downtown Toronto. Make bank.
thispartyrules on March 7th, 2025 at 03:08 UTC »
Reminds me of joke:
A Russian man goes to the news stand every day to look at the newspapers. Eventually the guy who runs the stand is like, "why do you never buy a paper?"
The old man says, "I'm just interested in the obituaries."
"But the obituaries aren't on the front page," the newspaper guy says.
The old man says, "The one I'm looking for will be."