The Daily Populous Thursday December 5th, 2024 morning edition
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Boring-Rub-3570 on December 4th, 2024 at 19:30 UTC »

And I agree with him.

Edit: Thanks for all the awards.

sillyusername1 on December 4th, 2024 at 19:31 UTC »

Sadly, you’ll never toggle either of these again without thinking about this image etched in your brain.

Corronchilejano on December 4th, 2024 at 19:47 UTC »

"I've dwelled among the humans. Their entire culture is built around their penises. It's funny to say they are small, it's funny to say they are big. I've been at parties where humans have held bottles, pencils and thermoses in front of themselves and called out, 'Hey, look at me! I'm Mr. So-And-So Dick! I've got such-and-such for a penis!' I never saw it fail to get a laugh."