The Daily Populous Monday October 28th, 2024 evening edition
Authored by gamesradar.com and submitted by jhd9012

If you thought making a game would make clearing it a breeze, you might want to think again. Balatro creator LocalThunk has been trying to 100% the poker-themed roguelike deck-builder, and, well, it's proving a challenge.

"Been trying to 100% Balatro for the first time since mobile launched, and holy shit, I have some words for John Balatro," he says on Twitter, sounding like the rest of us.

I get it. One of the challenges you need to complete to get that coveted accomplishment is to unlock all 15 decks currently on offer. Some are easier to do than others, though they share similarities. For example, you'll need to discover 20 items to get the Blue deck, while the Erratic deck, on the other end of the difficulty spectrum, requires you to win a run on the Orange Stake difficulty. Essentially, play the game and win under certain conditions.

Now, you can unlock all of the decks by clicking on your profile, but it ain't that easy – doing so disables achievements on that profile until you reset it. Regardless, if there's any lesson here, it's that you don't need to worry if that Balatro achievement milestone is beyond your reach – even LocalThunk is struggling.

Thankfully, the game itself is not struggling. The developer may have had low expectations for it - as his PC setup alludes to - but the roguelike took barely one month to sell 1 million copies. We also found out earlier this month that players across all platforms have racked up 11,000 years of playtime. This has also led to some rather neat collaborations with the likes of Stardew Valley and Cyberpunk 2077.

Not that any of that has helped LocalThunk 100% his game.

Before Balatro took over the world, the roguelike's creator considered naming it Fool's Gambit - "obviously not a great name," but it had a killer main menu.

Ones-Zeroes on October 28th, 2024 at 17:10 UTC »

"admits" is a weird way to spin "made a silly joke on twitter"

cc413 on October 28th, 2024 at 13:29 UTC »

Who is John Balatro?

SpikeRosered on October 28th, 2024 at 12:57 UTC »

Well if it has the same achievements as Steam there are some ludicrous ones in there. The people who achieved them have admitted that they were tool assisted due to the extreme grind they would require.