The Daily Populous Friday October 18th, 2024 night edition
Authored by variety.com and submitted by OkayButFoRealz

Dave Bautista announced in late September his support for Kamala Harris in the upcoming presidential election, but he took things to a whole new level in a segment on “Jimmy Kimmel Live” where he tore into Donald Trump‘s masculinity. Kimmel noted that Trump is polling ahead of Harris among male voters but doubted that he’s “the strong, Alpha man these men believe him to be.” Cut to a clip of Bautista being a tough guy at a boxing gym and branding Trump a “whiny little bitch.”

“Fellas, we gotta talk,” Bautista said. “A lot of men seem to think that Donald Trump is some kind of tough guy. He’s not. I mean, look at him, he wears more makeup than Dolly Parton. He whines like a baby. The guy is afraid of birds. Donald Trump had his daddy pay a doctor to say his little feet hurt so he could dodge the draft. Look at that gut. It’s like a garbage bag full of buttermilk.”

“He’s barely strong enough to hold an umbrella,” Bautista added as a clip of Trump in a rainstorm played. “He’s got jugs. Big ones. Like Dolly Parton. And you know that little dance he does? He looks like he’s jacking off a pair of giraffes.”

Bautista continued the roast Trump by saying “he’s moody. He pouts. He throws tantrums. He acts like a 5-year-old behind the wheels of a truck. This November, let’s stop kidding ourselves.”

Kimmel has long been one of Trump’s most vocal opponents, so it’s no surprise he invited Bautista to take down the Republican nominee just a few weeks before Election Day. The “Guardians of the Galaxy” favorite urged his Instagram followers last month to get out and vote early if they can, accompanied by a photo of him wearing a pin for Kamala Harris’ ticket.

“Made my freedom heard. Voting early took me 20 mins — no excuses,” he wrote in the caption. “Freedom isn’t something we just talk about; it’s something we act on. Do your part, get out there, and vote. Your voice matters, and this election’s too important to sit out.”

Watch Bautista’s full segment on “Jimmy Kimmel Live!” in the video below.

graumet on October 17th, 2024 at 15:39 UTC »

This was hilarious. So is this, Imagine Trump under a hood, imagine Trump chopping wood. Imagine Trump building a fire. Imagine Trump changing a tire.

ToeSniffer245 on October 17th, 2024 at 15:31 UTC »

How can anyone look at this quivering old man and see an ultra-masculine hero that only wants what’s best for everyone?

It baffles me and always will.

unfunnyryan on October 17th, 2024 at 15:27 UTC »

> Known for delivering the “Bautista Bomb” during his WWE days, Bautista slammed Trump with brutal zingers that eviscerated Trump’s image for over two minutes.

> “Fellas, we’ve got to talk. A lot of men seem to think that Donald Trump is some kind of tough guy. He’s not. I mean, look at him. He wears more makeup than Dolly Parton. He whines like a baby. ... Donald Trump had his daddy pay a doctor to say his little feet hurt so he could dodge the draft. ... He creeps around beauty pageant dressing rooms.

> “He’s moody, he pouts, he throws tantrums. He acts like a five-year-old behind the wheel of a truck. He bends over for Putin. And he’s cattier on social media than a middle school mean girl. ... Most of all, he’s a weak, tubby toddler,” Bautista said.