BanjoTCat on October 14th, 2024 at 12:09 UTC »
They massacred my boy
TabascosDad on October 14th, 2024 at 12:10 UTC »
Was the taxidermist a distant relative of that lady who "fixed" that painting of Jesus?
ProxyDamage on October 14th, 2024 at 12:14 UTC »
King Frederick: So I'm sending you my lion... wait, you've seen a lion before right? You know what a lion looks like, yes?
Taxidermist:... mhhhh... yeaaah... yes. with the legs and the fur?
King: ...yes? And the big teeth...?
Taxidermist: ...Yes! Yes of course big... teeth... takes notes Of course. Seen them all the time! Swinging from trees and such!
King: ...wait trees?
Taxidermist: ...what? Trees? I didn't say anything about trees. Must have been the wind your majesty.
King:... mhhh... I don't feel any wind...
Taxidermist: Yes, yes! Lion! Not to worry! With the 4 big limbs, and the fur, and the big teeth! Could never forget the big teeth! Not to worry!
BanjoTCat on October 14th, 2024 at 12:09 UTC »
They massacred my boy
TabascosDad on October 14th, 2024 at 12:10 UTC »
Was the taxidermist a distant relative of that lady who "fixed" that painting of Jesus?
ProxyDamage on October 14th, 2024 at 12:14 UTC »
King Frederick: So I'm sending you my lion... wait, you've seen a lion before right? You know what a lion looks like, yes?
Taxidermist:... mhhhh... yeaaah... yes. with the legs and the fur?
King: ...yes? And the big teeth...?
Taxidermist: ...Yes! Yes of course big... teeth... takes notes Of course. Seen them all the time! Swinging from trees and such!
King: ...wait trees?
Taxidermist: ...what? Trees? I didn't say anything about trees. Must have been the wind your majesty.
King:... mhhh... I don't feel any wind...
Taxidermist: Yes, yes! Lion! Not to worry! With the 4 big limbs, and the fur, and the big teeth! Could never forget the big teeth! Not to worry!