The Daily Populous Sunday October 13rd, 2024 evening edition
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SadArchon on October 12nd, 2024 at 20:06 UTC »

Ever considered growing them in a mold form? I bet you could get a nice egg shape that would just goooooooo

defroach84 on October 12nd, 2024 at 20:33 UTC »

I like how OP just has a trebuchet laying around in their mansion, just in case. Also, I wouldn't be confident enough in my trebucheting skills to have a flaming pumpkin that close to my house.

Black_Moons on October 12nd, 2024 at 22:03 UTC »

"The ballistic trajectory of a flaming pumpkin from my trebuchet"

A more amazing sentence has never been spoken.