The Daily Populous Monday October 7th, 2024 morning edition
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Peelboy on October 7th, 2024 at 00:23 UTC »

At their own school at least, there is a 100k fine for going on the field that goes to Bama.

Luniticus on October 7th, 2024 at 00:39 UTC »

They're moving the goal posts!

GreatTragedy on October 7th, 2024 at 00:48 UTC »

They carried it 2.5 miles and threw it in the river off of downtown as well. I'm shocked nobody was hurt. When I was in college, our team won a big game and pulled down the goalpost and carried it through campus. One random girl who got caught up in the crowd was paralyzed when the group let it slip a bit and it struck her in the head. She was just trying to get back to her dorm. Didn't even go to the game.

edit: I did some searching, and I may have a couple of the details wrong (heard about it second or third hand originally), but the gist is the same. People don't realize how dangerous it is carrying around a 500 pound unbalanced load like that.