The Daily Populous Sunday September 15th, 2024 morning edition
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SecondTryBadgers on September 14th, 2024 at 22:54 UTC »

Those are free, you can just take them.

Hattix on September 14th, 2024 at 22:55 UTC »

That lady's handled geese before and, of course, these are domestic geese so will be used to handling.

Try that with a feral or wild goose and that lady's about to find out whether she can afford her co-pay.

choccakeandredwine on September 14th, 2024 at 23:08 UTC »

FWIW - the police recovered the geese. https://www.nbcdfw.com/news/local/beloved-geese-reunited-after-being-stolen-from-north-texas-park/3515807/?amp=1