So after God created the world He was showing Adam around. He pointed out the trees and the animals. Adam noticed a guy sitting on a stump on the edge of the garden.
“Who is that?” Adam asked.
God said, “Oh that’s Keith Richards. He was here when I got here.”
emmasdad01 on July 22nd, 2024 at 13:52 UTC »
Keith Richards is immortal. It is the only explanation for why he is still around.
Weary_Cheetah6103 on July 22nd, 2024 at 13:55 UTC »
So after God created the world He was showing Adam around. He pointed out the trees and the animals. Adam noticed a guy sitting on a stump on the edge of the garden.
“Who is that?” Adam asked.
God said, “Oh that’s Keith Richards. He was here when I got here.”
SuperFluffyTeddyBear on July 22nd, 2024 at 14:43 UTC »
When you're playing "Fuck, marry, kill" and all 3 are clearly Fuck