The Daily Populous Friday July 12nd, 2024 evening edition
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A UK tourist in Cambodia recently experienced an unexpected “monkey business” when he was asleep. Let’s just say, he should’ve left the window closed.

In a viral X post by @Puffin_CPFC, the victim explained his encounter with a naughty monkey who crept into his hotel room through the opened windows, took down the sleeping man’s pants, and started to “nibble” on his private part!

Does this remind you of THAT monkey from The Hangover Part II?

The monkey business was noticed by the man’s friend, who decided to take a picture of the incident as solid proof. His friend wanted to chase the monkey away but he was afraid of startling the monkey who was “immersed” in the act, which might cause the animal to injure the penis.

Carefully (and slowly), the victim’s friend imitated a monkey’s voice and chased the monkey away through where it came in.

A man, known as Stenning, who is a friend of those involved said that the victim and the person who recorded the incident were 2 of his friends who were in Cambodia when the bizarre thing happened.

“I don’t know the ins and outs of the story, but they were staying in a room and left the window open in the night. They went into matey’s room, and he was passed out asleep.”

The incident was shared in the WhatsApp group of his friends, where 1 of them joked that the victim was “violated by a gay monkey.” The incident shocked the victim a lot, so much so that the friends took the 1st flight back to the UK after the incident.

Survival tips 101 if you’re in Cambodia – leave the windows closed! We can’t imagine if we were rudely awoken in such a manner. How would you have reacted if you found yourself in a similar situation?

Also read: M’sian Rescues Monkey in Tasik Kenyir While Hilariously ‘Scolding’ it in Terengganu Dialect

Oknight on July 12nd, 2024 at 03:22 UTC »

That's one monkey bite away from a very, very bad evening.

UnPrecidential on July 12nd, 2024 at 03:22 UTC »

"Do you know your monkey gave me a blow job?"

"No, but if you hum a few bars, I can try playing it for you."

mtntrail on July 12nd, 2024 at 03:17 UTC »

It could have been worse, a lot worse.