The Daily Populous Tuesday July 9th, 2024 day edition
Authored by wkbn.com and submitted by ohioiyya

BOARDMAN, Ohio (WKBN) — Police are investigating after reports state a man urinated inside a case full of deli sandwiches Tuesday night in Boardman.

Police were called to the 1300 block of Doral Drive around 7:30 p.m.

Reports said a store manager was notified around 5:30 p.m. that an unidentified customer reportedly urinated into a deli cooler full of sandwiches that were displayed for sale. Store management confirmed to police that there was urine on both the sandwiches and the cooler.

Reports said the sandwiches were disposed of and the cooler was cleaned. Police said the man could not be found in the store by management at that time.

Reports said security footage around 5:15 p.m. showed a man standing up from his electric shopping cart and leaning up against the cooler. A customer said the man was urinating down his leg, according to reports.

Reports said there was no evidence of the man exposing himself. Reports said that there was urine on the floor of the electric shopping cart.

Police reports said there were 65 deli sandwiches that had to be thrown away, making it a total financial loss of $511.66.

Reports said the suspect is a white male who stands at 6 feet tall and weighs 200 lb. Police reports said he has white hair and was wearing a red “Make America Great Again” hat. Reports said he was wearing transitional-style glasses, a peach-colored horizontal striped shirt, black shorts, and tan flip-flop sandals. Reports said he was wearing a lanyard around his neck with a plastic placard attached. Reports said that he had a bronze-colored metal cane.

The criminal damaging and disorderly conduct report was filed by police.

mossdale on July 8th, 2024 at 20:33 UTC »

"America stands for freedom

But if you think you're free

Try walking into a deli

And urinating on the cheese"

Anarchy Burger (Hold the Government) by the Vandals (1982)

inpain28 on July 8th, 2024 at 18:42 UTC »

They should wheel this guy through town while the residents pelt him with rotten tomatoes

ElahaSanctaSedes777 on July 8th, 2024 at 18:24 UTC »

Pisstrami on challah anybody?