The Daily Populous Sunday July 7th, 2024 evening edition
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TeuthidTheSquid on July 7th, 2024 at 04:02 UTC »

Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

huntsvillian on July 7th, 2024 at 05:05 UTC »

Rust? That's the brown blood of the vanquished.

fulthrottlejazzhands on July 7th, 2024 at 07:21 UTC »

The other legendary sword in the stone was stolen last week: https://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/archaeology/durandal-sword-stolen-french-excalibur-b2575379.html