The Daily Populous Tuesday June 4th, 2024 evening edition
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SausaugeMerchant on June 4th, 2024 at 14:34 UTC »

Young blonde local they can't even blame the crusties this time

CO_Golf13 on June 4th, 2024 at 14:52 UTC »

It appears she brought her milkshake to the yard.

Fordmister on June 4th, 2024 at 15:03 UTC »

I really wish people would stop underestimating Farage. Calling him a "Failed politician" Like the guy wasn't an MEP for years, pretty instrumental in fermenting the Euroscepticism within the conservative membership that led to the referendum and an extremely competent communicator and political animal/survivor. I don't care if you despise the fucker, I sure do.

TREAT HIM LIKE THE THREAT HE ACTUALLY IS. If he gets into parliament this time around, which with the pull reform has in tory heartlands is really a lot more likely than anybody would care to admit, he will have the ability and the platform to manipulate tory policy for nearly 5 years even if he isn't one of their MP's because he's supremely popular with the right wing of the party (parts of the tory membership would make him leader if they could, and that was his ultimate goal for a loong time)

Hell even this stunt last minute candidacy is a pretty brilliant move. The Tories have been pandering to reform voters because they know the election is lost and the want to avoid a blowout. (which was safe because Richard Tice, former leader of reform until yesterday has all the charisma of a brick with a badly drawn face on it) Farrage has waited a week, let The Tories drop a buch of chum in the water and is now going to sweep in like the pied piper and use the fact that he's both so much more charismatic than Sunak, more popular with key demographics and a much better communicator to steal the Tories thunder and potentially ride it into the commons. its genius and tells you how astute and competent (and dangerous) Farage can be when he wants to be.