The Daily Populous Thursday May 23rd, 2024 evening edition
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r37n1w on May 23rd, 2024 at 08:44 UTC »

I’m a writer. I have been accepted as a member in an old sailing club, even though I have no boat. I am the first landlubber member in their 125-year history.

I was sitting at the dock writing when they asked me. Here I was given one of their old empty creaking wooden sheds, where I sit with a pot of coffee in tranquillity and freedom from disturbance.

No rent, no expectations, just peace and quiet. No one knows I'm here, except the old sea dogs.

bakhtiyark on May 23rd, 2024 at 10:21 UTC »

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Artifact153 on May 23rd, 2024 at 13:37 UTC »

He’s definitely beatin off in there