The Daily Populous Thursday May 16th, 2024 night edition
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FiddySix on May 15th, 2024 at 11:06 UTC »

My dad had Parkinson’s. Awful. Good on you!

Gylbert_Brech on May 15th, 2024 at 11:47 UTC »

Congratulations...! This is good news indeed.

My mum had it. A terrible decease.

TheoremaEgregium on May 15th, 2024 at 12:20 UTC »

I'm assuming there was reason to believe you might have it and the test came back negative? Otherwise this would be very random.