The Daily Populous Sunday May 12nd, 2024 evening edition
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downwithdisinfo2 on May 12nd, 2024 at 11:37 UTC »

Dad: Get out of the tank

Son: You’re not my dad…fuck you…I don’t have to get out of the tank

Dad: I said! Get out of the fucking tank!

Son: You’re jealous I’m in a tank and you’re not!

Syngularity-Infinyt on May 12nd, 2024 at 12:14 UTC »

Meanwhile, on the police radio:

This is headquarters, a tank is heading your way. I repeat, a tank is heading your way. Copy that, headquarters, but we can handle a few drunks even without a tank. The tank isn't with you, I repeat, the tank isn't with you.

Caucasian_Thunder on May 12nd, 2024 at 13:31 UTC »

"Haha, yeah no its just gonna be a chill hangout. Not lookin to have a rager or anything"

Four beers later: