The Daily Populous Saturday May 4th, 2024 day edition
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ShrimpyCrustacean on May 3rd, 2024 at 18:27 UTC »

This feels like the start of a mail-order puzzle box / murder mystery type game, like Hunt a Killer (it's not that one though, you get way more info, and little artifacts in the box).

Are there any watermarks if you hold the paper up to the light (or if you have one, shine a UV flashlight over the paper)? Any other papers or things tucked into the fingers of the glove?

KeyCombination1 on May 3rd, 2024 at 18:34 UTC »

You are the most likely suspect

smurfsundermybed on May 3rd, 2024 at 19:24 UTC »

Any upcoming birthdays in your circle? Might be an elaborate murder mystery dinner in your future.