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ChiefBigCanoe on April 30th, 2024 at 18:31 UTC »

He chose this over retirement?

death_by_chocolate on April 30th, 2024 at 18:41 UTC »

"In preparation for a long day with no access to food, Trump stores the already chewed-up mass of hamberders and ketchup in his voluminous cheeks for easy access before and after his naps, which are often accompanied by subtle shifts in his posture and acrid, gaseous emissions."

No-Wash4579 on April 30th, 2024 at 19:27 UTC »

Pretty soon his attorneys will wheel him in hooked up to an oxygen tank saying he's too old and feeble to go to jail