The Daily Populous Monday November 6th, 2023 morning edition
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Vash_TheStampede on November 6th, 2023 at 00:41 UTC »

I have one! It showed up on my front porch one day when I still lived in Illinois, addressed to my full legal name, and in my size. I've asked literally everyone I know, and no one claims sending it to me. My best guess is that whichever alphabet agency agent spies on me has a sense of humor.

CrieDeCoeur on November 6th, 2023 at 01:15 UTC »

As the great Kids in The Hall once said, aliens have traveled millions of light years to probe humans anally and all they’ve discovered is that some of them don’t seem to mind.

“I’ve become a pretty good amateur rectal photographer. Would you like to see my album?”

“No, I would hate to.”

gourdeonkeek on November 6th, 2023 at 02:05 UTC »

Ask me about my Jacksonhole