Asked my wife, mother to my children, to write my name on the bottle I bring to the gym.

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CatchingRays on May 31st, 2023 at 00:57 UTC »

She's marking her territory, so the ladies at the gym that have a bit of empathy won't try to fuck you. But she inadvertently gave the ladies with no morals a challenge.

Theyoder on May 31st, 2023 at 01:49 UTC »

She actually forgets your name.

the_clash_is_back on May 31st, 2023 at 02:26 UTC »

When we were moving i labeled all the boxes belonging to my mom as mom, my aunt labeled all the boxes belonging to my grandmother as mom, and my grandmother labeled every thing from the kitchen as mom.

It was a fun time unpacking.