I’m officially radioactive. I hope my superpowers aren’t lame.

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poopshipdestroyer34 on April 5th, 2023 at 11:42 UTC »

Hopefully your super power is healing, good luck and god speed!!!

dchallenge on April 5th, 2023 at 11:44 UTC »

Lol. The power to see half way through anything. Or fly, but only 6” above the ground.

xmastreee on April 5th, 2023 at 12:01 UTC »

Way back, when my wife and I were trying for a child, I had to have a gamma scan on my balls to see if there was too much blood getting to them. Makes them too warm apparently. The test involves injecting some radioactive stuff and letting it course through my veins.

Now, at the time, I was working at a place where we made x-ray machines, and there were x-ray tubes in lead-lined boxes, with Geiger counters sitting on top to check for leakage.

Anyway, the test was in the morning, but I took the whole day off because why not? I went in the next day and placed the sensor of one of these Geiger counters against my chest, near my heart. It went off the scale so I showed it to the safety guy who nearly had a fit until I told him where I'd been the day before.

I kinda wish I'd gone to work in the afternoon; the thing would probably have exploded.