Trying to have my morning wank and this creeper wouldn't stop staring at me.

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clown_duck on April 2nd, 2023 at 05:10 UTC »

He seems to be squinting..

Mister_Snurb on April 2nd, 2023 at 05:17 UTC »

That's the prostate health moose. It travels around to ensure every man maintains a prostate-healthy lifestyle.

faradays_rage on April 2nd, 2023 at 05:26 UTC »

Be careful! This is how moose-fetishes develop.