President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Camacho in Austin, TX yesterday

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SuperCub on March 12nd, 2023 at 16:05 UTC »

“Shit. I know shit's bad right now. With all that starving bullshit. And the dust storms. And we're running out of French Fries and burrito coverings. But I got a solution.”

cyrusm on March 12nd, 2023 at 16:14 UTC »

Hey! That guy ruined Brawndo! I had money in Brawndo, and I like money!

joefred111 on March 12nd, 2023 at 17:08 UTC »

Actually, a great President:

Realized he couldn't fix something.

Found the most capable person to do the job.

Falsely arrested someone, but admitted he was wrong, and pardoned him.