Tampa Florida Woman Makes $300 An Hour As A Topless Maid

Just another example of the gig economy. But rather than deliver food or drive people around, Sammi, a Tampa Florida Woman, has discovered her talent. She’s a topless maid. Now before you jump into this career path it’s always good to know what to expect. Sammi breaks it down in a video.

5 houses in one day at $300 an hour plus tips. It’s the tips I’m not sure I understand. Some of the tips are more than her hourly rate. She must be really good at cleaning houses. To make sure nothing goes wrong, she employs a security guard who waits outside in the car. She breaks it all down for a daily take of $1,430. Here’s the video:

The amount of money she’s pulling in 5 hours is staggering. Hourly rate aside, she’d be making a solid wage working for ‘just the tip’. And what about the hired muscle? How do I get that job? He gets 35% of the take!

There’s a lot of hustles out there, and this one’s a lot better than all those idiots reselling Girl Scout Cookies online. And the $300 to be a topless maid is actually a fair rate when you think about it. You can spend that much in an hour at the strip club. And with this Tampa Florida Woman, she’ll clean your house!

The 2023 Hurricane Names List is Out And One Of Them Is "Lee"

This can’t be good. The 2023 Hurricane Names list is out. It looks like it’s already time to start thinking about the hurricane season in Southwest Florida. But why did they have to name one of this year’s storms “Lee”? Like Lee County wasn’t punished enough last year, let’s go ahead and do this. The National Hurricane Center is making a change to reporting of the storms for the 2023 season. Instead of the usual 5 day, they’re switching to a 7-day tropical weather outlook. More info and a longer timeline is always better. The yellow, orange, and red color coding for development will not change and we’ll still get regular updates at 2 p.m., 8 p.m., 2 a.m. and 8 a.m. EDT. As far as the names go, they use a list that repeats every 6 years minus the really bad ones. The 2017 season was ugly. The season featured 17 named storms, 10 hurricanes, and 6 major hurricanes. Three of the names that year were retired, Harvey, Irma and Maria. You’ll certainly remember Irma as it hit Southwest Florida near Marco Island as a Category 3 hurricane with winds of 115 mph. The name ‘Irma’ has been retired. Then there was last year’s Ian. This year’s ‘I’ storm will be named Idalia. I’m not sure how to pronounce that and here’s to hoping we don’t have to learn. Here’s the 2023 Hurricane Names, and a fact about that last time each name was used.

Joe Winner spends his days combing through memes and off beat stories to bring you the side of Florida not always seen.