Would you like a Colt and a cruller? No? Glock and a glazed? No? Luger and a long john? No? Browning and a Boston cream? No? Walther and a walnut stick? Well, then there ish no pleashing you.
The craziest part is that this isn't photoshopped, and it's not some speciality business venture. It's an Ace Hardware store.
There was a donut bakery starting up and looking for a place to sell in the city, and the hardware store owner offered some space up. When he found out they wanted a whole counter and not a self-service display case like at gas stations, the only space he had was in the sporting goods section.
zomboromcom on March 10th, 2023 at 17:08 UTC »
Would you like a Colt and a cruller? No? Glock and a glazed? No? Luger and a long john? No? Browning and a Boston cream? No? Walther and a walnut stick? Well, then there ish no pleashing you.
sheepsleepdeep on March 10th, 2023 at 17:14 UTC »
The craziest part is that this isn't photoshopped, and it's not some speciality business venture. It's an Ace Hardware store.
There was a donut bakery starting up and looking for a place to sell in the city, and the hardware store owner offered some space up. When he found out they wanted a whole counter and not a self-service display case like at gas stations, the only space he had was in the sporting goods section.
lateral_moves on March 10th, 2023 at 17:28 UTC »
Leave the gun, take the cannolis.