Throwaway7219017 on January 28th, 2023 at 12:34 UTC »
My mom spanked me with the same wooden spoon she lovingly stirred my favourite foods with.
BadWolfBella on January 28th, 2023 at 13:54 UTC »
For me, it was a ping pong paddle with holes in it, to reduce drag.
Holy shit I'm so sorry for all of us
HappinessIsaColdPint on January 28th, 2023 at 14:02 UTC »
My father made a "Board of Education."
It was a large paddle he cut, carved and sanded; then painted those words very precisely on. Complete with a graduation cap hanging off the corner of the B.
He was very proud of it.
Throwaway7219017 on January 28th, 2023 at 12:34 UTC »
My mom spanked me with the same wooden spoon she lovingly stirred my favourite foods with.
BadWolfBella on January 28th, 2023 at 13:54 UTC »
For me, it was a ping pong paddle with holes in it, to reduce drag.
Holy shit I'm so sorry for all of us
HappinessIsaColdPint on January 28th, 2023 at 14:02 UTC »
My father made a "Board of Education."
It was a large paddle he cut, carved and sanded; then painted those words very precisely on. Complete with a graduation cap hanging off the corner of the B.
He was very proud of it.