Everywhere he went, people would spontaneously break into song and dance, thanking their “favorite president” for stepping up to rescue the country.
No, these would be extremely flattering ones, giving him six-pack abs and hair that doesn’t look like it could blow away in the wind.
He’d call into Fox News and they’d tell the audience, “We are in the presence of greatness!”
The Republican Party would introduce legislation abolishing the presidential primary, and just give him the nomination.
And maybe they’d throw in an addendum that, once he won the general, they’d get rid of the entire electoral process.
And of course, no one should assume that the GOP currently giving Trump the cold shoulder actually means anything when it comes to 2024.
On the other hand, Mitt Romney would like to go on the record that he’d sooner vote for Seamus the roof-shitting Irish setter for president than Trump. »