Where the fuck was this on my last family vacation?
Our hotel didn't have a bible. The inflatable sex doll sprung a leak on day 3. Without the sex doll we ended up burning through what we brought of our Kevin Costner VHS marathon collection faster than expected and had to watch Wyatt Earp three times. My lighter ran out of fuel while trying to light my last candy cigarette. We had no f*cking idea if the wife got knocked up (no sex doll...), but she was definitely getting chigger bites all over her ass. The damn kids used up ALL the googly eyes at the art museum, and those TSA assholes confiscated my switchblade comb.
ButteryButtholeBros on September 30th, 2022 at 00:58 UTC »
I love how they have what appears to be a blow up doll AND the bible
rojo0812 on September 30th, 2022 at 01:02 UTC »
That is the most random shit for any age
Bovey on September 30th, 2022 at 02:38 UTC »
Where the fuck was this on my last family vacation?
Our hotel didn't have a bible. The inflatable sex doll sprung a leak on day 3. Without the sex doll we ended up burning through what we brought of our Kevin Costner VHS marathon collection faster than expected and had to watch Wyatt Earp three times. My lighter ran out of fuel while trying to light my last candy cigarette. We had no f*cking idea if the wife got knocked up (no sex doll...), but she was definitely getting chigger bites all over her ass. The damn kids used up ALL the googly eyes at the art museum, and those TSA assholes confiscated my switchblade comb.
"Happiest Place on Earth" my ass.