“I order the club sandwich all the time, but I'm not even a member, man. I don't know how I get away with it. How'd it start anyway? "I like my sandwiches with three pieces of bread." "So do I!" "Well let's form a club then." "Alright, but we need more stipulations." "Yes we do; instead of cutting the sandwich once, let's cut it again." "Yes, four triangles, and we will position them into a circle. In the middle we will dump chips. Or potato salad." "Okay. I got a question for ya, how do you feel about frilly toothpicks?" "I'm for 'em!" "Well this club is formed; spread the word on menus nationwide."” — Mitch Hedberg
CanadianChaos420 on September 10th, 2022 at 12:06 UTC »
Now I want a club sandwich, thank you
Allenrw3 on September 10th, 2022 at 12:10 UTC »
“I order the club sandwich all the time, but I'm not even a member, man. I don't know how I get away with it. How'd it start anyway? "I like my sandwiches with three pieces of bread." "So do I!" "Well let's form a club then." "Alright, but we need more stipulations." "Yes we do; instead of cutting the sandwich once, let's cut it again." "Yes, four triangles, and we will position them into a circle. In the middle we will dump chips. Or potato salad." "Okay. I got a question for ya, how do you feel about frilly toothpicks?" "I'm for 'em!" "Well this club is formed; spread the word on menus nationwide."” — Mitch Hedberg
smallboy06 on September 10th, 2022 at 13:09 UTC »
Looks.. oily