The Daily Populous Saturday August 20th, 2022 night edition
Authored by theguardian.com and submitted by ALLCAPSAREBEAUTIFUL

A curious young seal has been returned to the sea after breaking into a New Zealand home, harassing the resident cat, hanging about in the hallway for a couple of hours while the children slept upstairs, and miraculously ruining nothing.

The Ross family of Mt Maunganui were more than a little surprised to find the New Zealand fur seal in their home, which is about 150m from the shore, on Wednesday morning.

Phil Ross, who happens to be a marine biologist, said it was unfortunate he was the only one not home at the time.

00:23 Baby fur seal breaks into New Zealand home – video

“The big joke is that this is really the only family emergency where it would be useful to have a marine biologist in the house,” he said. “I really missed my time to shine.”

Ross said his wife, Jenn, rose just before 6am on Wednesday to go to the gym.

“As she got in the car, something barked from underneath and shuffled away. She thought it was someone’s dog … and didn’t really think too much of it.”

She returned around 7am, opening the door to find “a cute little seal”.

“It got a bit of a fright and humped its way down the hallway into the spare room.”

Ross said the seal had managed to make its way through two catflaps to get into the home. He believes it had encountered the family’s territorial cat, Coco, outside, just after Jenn had left the property, and had likely been inside for an hour.

“The cat would have gone to defend its territory and obviously the seal wasn’t as intimidated as some dogs are, so Coco must have bolted around the side of the house, into the catflap, and the seal must have followed her.”

The seal after being captured by a ranger to be returned to the sea. Photograph: Supplied

Jenn woke their two children, Noah, 12, and Ari, 10, to come and see “their new pet”.

“They thought it was cool and pretty exciting but were totally oblivious to the fact that … not many of their mates would have seals come to visit them in their houses.”

The seal spent time in the spare room and on the couch before Jenn managed to usher it out the front door and into the garden. A Department of Conservation ranger turned up at 10am to take the seal back to the sea, after a busy morning of seal-related call-outs.

The seal, which the family nicknamed “Oscar” in a long tradition of giving seals that name in the community, proved to be polite company, Ross said, and thankfully had not defecated inside. “I think that would have been pretty terminal for the furniture.”

Meanwhile, Coco the cat had scarpered to the neighbour’s house. On returning to its own home, it refused to go downstairs because it was “clearly pretty traumatised”.

Coco the cat recovers from her seal ordeal.

Ross said it was not unusual to see young seals roaming about in the area at this time of year, because the young ones were beginning to wean and head out on their own.

“I guess, like all teenagers, they don’t necessarily make sensible decisions.”

The New Zealand fur seal population is making a comeback and recolonising much of their former range. As cute as they may be, seals can move quickly and can inflict serious injuries if they feel threatened. They also carry infectious diseases.

The Department of Conservation recommends staying at least 20 metres away, to not make loud noises in their presence and to keep dogs and children well out of their way. In emergencies there is a hotline: 0800 DOC HOT (0800 362 468).

zyzzogeton on August 19th, 2022 at 14:33 UTC »

> "The seal, which the family nicknamed “Oscar” in a long tradition of giving seals that name in the community."

I lived in Corpus Christi for a time, right across from the old WW2 sea plane docks at NAS Corpus Christi. All Cranes and Herons got called "Ichabod" and they would hang out by the people fishing to get bait tossed their way every now and then. I was a kid, and when an old CPO who was fishing there tossed a shrimp to a Great Blue Heron and said "Here you go Ichabod" I asked him why he called him that.

"You know, like Ichabod Crane... from the headless horseman"

"That's a Heron though"

"Yeah, but he doesn't know that!"

Never try to one up a chief.

esquilax on August 19th, 2022 at 10:47 UTC »

Well, we're never gonna survive unless we are a little crazy.

Bart-MS on August 19th, 2022 at 09:34 UTC »

“The big joke is that this is really the only family emergency where it would be useful to have a marine biologist in the house,” he said. “I really missed my time to shine.”

That made my day!