Shit! - Step one buy a small town in the southwest and make myself mayor - Step two buy a pair of shoes from you - Step three grow handle bar mustache goatee combo - Step four wait for someone to complain about problems in the town (which will come because I’ll be a terrible mayor, super corrupt) - Step five tell complainer “what are you gonna do, I control all the water!” (In old-timey western accent)
HotMomInUrArea on June 30th, 2022 at 17:43 UTC »
Shit! - Step one buy a small town in the southwest and make myself mayor - Step two buy a pair of shoes from you - Step three grow handle bar mustache goatee combo - Step four wait for someone to complain about problems in the town (which will come because I’ll be a terrible mayor, super corrupt) - Step five tell complainer “what are you gonna do, I control all the water!” (In old-timey western accent)
aneuploidy on June 30th, 2022 at 17:50 UTC »
I can’t afford your shoes but I definitely checked. Really awesome stuff man
Chazkuangshi on June 30th, 2022 at 18:51 UTC »
Pitch those to Ryan stiles