New toasters suck. I have one of those old chrome toasters from the 60’s and it worked great but was looking ragged, had a bread wrapping melt onto it years ago. I bought a new pretty toaster that lasted a year. It stopped working. I threw it away and got my old 60 year old toaster out of the garage and cleaned it up and I am sticking with that baby until the apocalypse at which time I will take it with me and be the only son of a bitch making toast. I am hoping it will get me laid. The end.
zomboromcom on May 12nd, 2022 at 15:16 UTC »
Damn, level 2. I'll just pop it back in for anoth- LEVEL 8
ChuckACheesecake on May 12nd, 2022 at 16:04 UTC »
This might be the most handy guide I've seen come with a toaster
Hamfiter on May 12nd, 2022 at 16:13 UTC »
New toasters suck. I have one of those old chrome toasters from the 60’s and it worked great but was looking ragged, had a bread wrapping melt onto it years ago. I bought a new pretty toaster that lasted a year. It stopped working. I threw it away and got my old 60 year old toaster out of the garage and cleaned it up and I am sticking with that baby until the apocalypse at which time I will take it with me and be the only son of a bitch making toast. I am hoping it will get me laid. The end.