Police come 40 minutes after public masturbator does

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A man in Long Beach, California, sat in a chair in front of a hair salon during business hours and masturbated as he looked through the window.

It took police 40 minutes to arrive, by which time the man had vacated the premises.

When the hair salon owner posted the video to social media, a nail salon responded and said the same man was spotted masturbating and looking through the nail salon window, too.

Long Beach police said they would have more information soon. But who cares about more information. They should concentrate on arresting him. There's no reason to think this seasoned onanist won't be back. In the meantime, the people who work in those salons should probably consider investing in opaque curtains.

FoxyInTheSnow on April 20th, 2022 at 01:03 UTC »

This kind of behaviour is surprisingly popular. About 4 years ago in one of our local universities, evidence was found that a guy was repeatedly masturbating on the floor-to-ceiling window of the Icelandic Reading Room, which was tucked away in a quiet corner.

I felt bad for the poor janitor who had to deal with it every day for 2 weeks.

They never caught the guy, though one undergrad woman saw him in action—fully naked!—from the sidewalk below. I’ll give him this, though: dude had a lot of spunk.

superhope on April 20th, 2022 at 00:23 UTC »

The headline is just so amazing

shahooster on April 19th, 2022 at 23:17 UTC »

Ahem. This is r/offbeat, not r/beatoff.