My brother gives me a modified kids card for my birthday every year

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DeezWuts on January 23rd, 2022 at 20:31 UTC »

Genius.

aBastardNoLonger on January 23rd, 2022 at 20:45 UTC »

I saw 29 and I thought, "ah, this poor sucker is getting old..." but then I remembered that I'm 31.

B0BA_F33TT on January 23rd, 2022 at 21:03 UTC »

For her birthday I gave my wife a condolence card that said "I'm sorry for the loss of your child" and I added "hood" after "child". She thinks I'm going straight to hell.