Still no one to celebrate with but I hit 500 days of drinking

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pleatsandpearls on January 5th, 2022 at 01:59 UTC »

Bro, the dog totally counts as someone to celebrate with

wowscool on January 5th, 2022 at 02:10 UTC »

legit question: do you ever dream?

Catch_022 on January 5th, 2022 at 06:19 UTC »

Lightweight. I have been chugging h2o for 39 years. I have an actual tap in my house that just spews the stuff - I even bath in it, and sometimes I just drink it neat.

Edit: I am truly disturbed to see so many people joking about this - do you realize that everyone who has ever swallowed it has died!